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Welcome to the Godless Grill!

Check out our Menu below:

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Greasy Speakeasy

Our main dining area. Grab a dirty booth by the kitchen and chat about anything! 20% gratuity included for groping the wait staff.

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Health Inspector

Sand in your clam chowder? Complain here about us, them, or that poster what’s been mean to you. Please fill out a survey on your dining experience; suggest tweaks or new entries for the grill. We may value your comments / feedback.

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Hostess Area

Smoking or Non? This is our welcome section for Gnubies, with low sodium alternatives for oldbies. Link your Myspace profiles here and whatnot. If you need a high chair, crayons or easy access to the crappers, let us know!

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Pie and Dessert Cart

Warning: NSFW section. This section’s for sinful stuff like chocolate, adultery, sloth, and Microsoft products. Enjoy a double-decker malt (sorry, we have no cherries!), or post pics of yourself in compromising positions. Whatever!

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Secular Soda Fountain

Promote yourself, your skeptical cause or conference, or even your crappy band.

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Sneeze-Guarded Salad Bar

Mixing all religious discussion into one tossed salad. The house dressing is a spicy blend of holy water smothered in I can’t believe it’s not Jesus crouton wafers. We also have kosher bacon bits!

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Well-Done

Inviting patrons to post devastating counters to standard theistic arguments. Is the guy in the next booth blathering about Pascal’s Wager? Point him here to our numbered list of standard refutations.

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